Charlie. 19. Walking contradiction.

Haiku blog.

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littleivy101:

owbrien:

so uh

the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off

and i looked back on my twitter from this morning

and i

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"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

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Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.



tylenold:

i really try to be nice but it’s not my fault people are such fucking pieces of shit like i have to tell them that they are, otherwise how will they know?



bowleggedtexan:

deanonastick:

bowleggedtexan:

You gotta love Formbys constant lack of mobile signal -__- haha

You’re in Formby??? I AM IN FORMBY

I am indeed in Formby, how come you’re here? Haha x

My grandad lives here, I’m staying with him for a while :)


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fandommember:

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more



bowleggedtexan:

You gotta love Formbys constant lack of mobile signal -__- haha

You’re in Formby??? I AM IN FORMBY


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codependentsoulmates:

smelllycats:

codependentsoulmates:

why does everything always go wrong

no such thing. you just need to look at it from a different perspective.

No I’m pretty sure everything goes wrong.


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spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

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